Madhouse
3,142 words Ed Brandon A History of London County Lunatic Asylums & Mental Hospitals Pen and Sword History, 2022 Some of the news aggregators I watch online show clips from TikTok, and the...
View ArticleHoisted By Their Own Placard: The Strangely Misleading Banners of Britain’s...
2,997 words Who is behind all this summer’s protests of ordinary white British people outside asylum hotels and hostels right across the nation? Logic would dictate that the main answer would be...
View ArticleKM Breakey’s Britain on the Brink
1,818 words K.M. Breakey Britain on the Brink Independently published “They say I’m radicalized,” said Ozzie, as if reading Jack’s mind. “Bollocks. I’m de-programmed, that’s all. I see the world as it...
View ArticlePulp’s Fiction: How the Most English of English Bands Accidentally Seeks to...
3,336 words Last week I wrote about the Glastonbury Music Festival and how it had been hijacked by a pair of black rappers named Bob Vylan to pump out a dirge seemingly calling for the colonization of...
View ArticleThe Normans: A People to Emulate
9,361 words The Norman strain[…]seems to have been radically different in its mental makeup, and to some extent in its physical detail from the Saxons of England and also from their kindred in...
View ArticleThe Sun Finally Sets: The End of Empire
2,230 words A ceramics business in Stoke, in the Midlands of England, closed this month. Moorcroft Potteries’ problems were economic, but they were not failings of the business itself, rather the...
View ArticleRipe For Reform: How Aliens Invaded My Home-Planet and Helped Swing a Local...
1,906 words Here’s how white my hometown used to be: the first time I ever saw a black man there, I thought he was an alien. He pulled up at a bus-stop in his car when I was walking back home from...
View ArticleDeath And The Maiden: Martin Amis’ London Fields
2,020 words This is London; and there are no fields. Only fields of operation and observation, only fields of electromagnetic attraction and repulsion, only fields of hatred and coercion. -Martin Amis,...
View ArticleDirty Northern Bastards The Damned United
2,083 words To do anything to a high level, it has to be a total obsession. -Conor McGregor An obsession is when something will not leave your mind. -Eric Clapton *** As much as I love movies, and as...
View ArticleHigh Culture & Patriotic Purpose
964 words Jonathan Bowden This brief, privately circulated essay by Jonathan Bowden is from early 2001. I wish to thank Adrian Davies for providing it. —Greg Johnson, Editor-in-Chief *** Any patriotic...
View ArticleMagnificent Anarchy
2,315 words One of the saddest things about the tragedy that England has become is the loss of its comedy. Traditionally seen as a nation of sober, sensible yeomanry with a philosophical tradition of...
View ArticleSteptoe, Slade, and Santa
2,607 words The first thing we heard was the bells, the familiar ching ching ching coming through the frosty air from a distance. My mother would turn out the living-room lights and we would all crowd...
View ArticleJamestown, the Virginians, & Leadership
Captain John Smith, one of the Jamestown colony’s early leaders. 4,356 words The Pilgrims who founded Plymouth Colony receive a great deal of glory. This glory is well deserved, but other shiploads of...
View ArticleThe Charge of the Light Brigade
3,304 words When I was in college, the campus offered a film series called Twice-Told Tales. You would view a film followed by its remake three days later. Films like Dangerous Female (1931), starring...
View ArticlePC at the Bat
2,285 words The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day; the score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play. And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same, a...
View ArticleThe Ways of Weeds: Better Living through Botany
3,018 words The singer Édith Piaf famously, and throatily, regretted nothing about anything. But the poet John Betjeman wished that he’d had more sex. And the economist John Maynard Keynes that he’d...
View ArticleCaught Out
Ollie Robinson bowling 1,418 words Cricket. Not as homely as “mom and apple pie,” but, to the Englishman, just as evocative of home. If American readers don’t know the game, I won’t attempt to explain...
View ArticleWithnail & I Viewed From the Right
10,882 words Editor’s note: This is a transcript of Millennial Woes’ speech at the 2017 London Forum. We would like to thank Hyacinth Bouquet for this transcript. Announcer: Some people need an...
View ArticleYou Must Be Joking
1,787 words When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now. — Bob Monkhouse If you and your friends were to have a séance, and you channeled the spirit...
View ArticleMurder Maps: Agatha Christie’s Insular Imperialism
George Barbier, “Eventails (Fans)” 7,971 words Twentieth Century Studios is threatening to release a remake of Agatha Christie’s Death on the Nile (1937). And if Kenneth Branaugh’s previous outing as...
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